Oh Snap! And by the way, how'd that "Politcal Solution" stuff work out in Japan? If I recall correctly, it worked pretty well after a certain Fat Man (not Ted Kennedy) and Little Boy (not Dennis Kucinich) paid a visit.
By dustrider
Well, the the Times did have a few problems with actions going on in the European Theater:
tinyurl.com/2caz5f
Fortunately, we were also fighting to take the pressure off Uncle Joe, so the Times never would have run an ad like that ... at least after May 22, 1941.
By Jaytan
That is brilliant!
But I actually kind of agree with it. The US really had no business getting itself involved in Europe during WW2, regardless of what Hitler's intentions were. That's Europe's problem. And the first World War was completely idiotic.
By Skip Harpman
Some folks don't have the sense God gave gravel. Jaytan, were you born after Woodstock? Europe's problem indeed. Dumber than a sack of hammers!
By DarkUrthe
Simply brilliant.
Liberals would have asked for an environmental impact study for D-Day before hand...
Also the NYT would have accepted a stick of bazooka gum and 2 chickens in leiu of monies.
By sawbuck
I didn't know Der Sturmer printed an English language daily in '42?
I'm surprised they didn't call him Ike the K*ke.
By spaceagent
Excellent!
On D Day, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid would have complained that Eisenhower had no exit strategy.
By PowWow
No blood for strudels
By DogOnCrack
No blood for sushi.
By ScottyKniving
This isnt real, is it? Im feeling my "postal" coming on.
By DarkUrthe
Reid and Pelosi would have been calling for troop withdrawls an hour after D-Day. And if that happened they would complain that it wasn;t all the troops being recalled retroactively.
By ScottyKniving
ok i get it. The shock value is brilliant, i was actually getting mad.
By DogOnCrack
We just have to learn to understand the Nazis.
It's only a few radicals among them that want to kill us.
By DogOnCrack
Bad Ike! Bad Bad Ike!!!
By DarkUrthe
Ike Bien Berliner... would be a phrase after the war was lost.
By DogOnCrack
AND NOW THE LATEST!!!
General Eisenhower has order the carpet bombing of the German city of Dresden.
This brutal action has left millions dead and all but completely destroyed the city.
Nations from around the world as well as Democratic leaders here at home have condemned this action as evil and imperialistic.
Charges of war crimes are expected.
By Jaytan
Well, I don't see why we had to side against Germany. After all, the Jews killed Jesus. JESUS, people. JESUS CHRIST!
By DogOnCrack
OK, Mr. Slave.
By sawbuck
Wouldn't Jesus have died anyway? I mean, we ALL do.
By AuthorJack
The amazing thing is that if Pelosi, Reid, Durbin and elfboy tried to pull this shit back then, they would have been tried for treason and hung on the capital steps.
Back then they didn't put up with nonsense - lord how things changed
By terrig
Jaytan, are you a little brown shirt? Seriously, that has to be the sickest thing I've heard in a while. Happy Rosh Hashana!
This is a brillant though.
By Upwardly Mobile
It's all France's fault.
By DoctorStrangelove
Jaytan
LOL....yeh Ron Paul and Pat Buchanan's viewpoint...pure isolationism. Germany didn't bomb Pearl Harbor so we were wrong to fight against poor Hitler; Even if that would have meant no Manhattan Project, so no Atomic Bomb here..and Hitler would have gotten it instead..yeh Jaytan then he could have finished the Final Solution and killed ALL the Jews in Europe
By DogOnCrack
UM : Are you suggesting we nuke Paris?
By Cheesehead
Turn 'em into french fries!
By Gaines
Jaytan: Read your Bible. I mean borrow someone's Bible and read what Jesus said, "No man can take by life, but I lay it down."
By DarkUrthe
Sawbuck, Jesus did not die... Catholics still eat parts of him at mass... that Jesus parts have to come from somewhere right?
By wankette
I love this ad so much I want to marry it.
By DogOnCrack
wankette : Does that mean that you're single?
By MissKrista
Imagine if the American public would have sided with the beliefs of this ad. We all might be speaking German right now.
By NYconservative
Petraeus '08 !
By Keekng
Heard a tape yesterday of Thomas Dewey complaining about Truman, stating we had no business being in Europe, it wasn't our job to fight there.
By Hootie -Blowfish
A nickel is 40% of a bit.
By DogOnCrack
Has anyone heard about that actor who said "Happy 911"?
Someone should slap that idiot.
By PowWow
Dog: Mr Streisand aka James Brolin and then he added "celebrate the day." All the while chuckiling. 4 days later still no apology
www.breitbart.tv/?p=5586
By DogOnCrack
I knew who he was. I'm just not good with names.
I heard the whole thing on Fox Online and again on Big Story.
This guy is as dispicable as they come.
My basement, a bullwhip and a salt shaker await.
By Upwardly Mobile
Dog: Get this; Mr. Streisand/Brolin played as R. Reagan in "The Reagans" and played as Robert Ritchie in "The West Wing", which seemed to be a parody of GWB. Mr. Streisand/Brolin is a dem. *thank's so much hollywood*
By DogOnCrack
client0.addonchat.com/sc.php?id=239509
By Lamontyoubigdummy
That happened in NY didn't it? Or Jersey? I'm surprised he made it out of the studio in one peice.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
No...that's not right. I meant I'm disappointed he made it out of the studio in one piece.
Much better.
By YankMyCheney
Hey Jim Traitor, how does it feel only sticking up for the lying criminal cock suckers that call themselves republicans. Pretending that angry liberals are americas problem really does a disservice to america. Tell the elf that you deserve the boot.
By DogOnCrack
YankMyCheney : How does it feel being a liar yourself?
Find some place else to shed your tears.
By YankMyCheney
No.
By DogOnCrack
Oh, I think you will.
By YankMyCheney
It took being banned to do it last time, Cracker. Not everyone can say they've been banned by the elf. It was quite the honor, because he tolerates alot, yet I could still cross his line. Even so, I'm glad to be back, and I will stay off topics that bring the banning punishment. You'll volunteer to leave this site before I do Cracker. I'm more loyal to the elf than you are.
By YankMyCheney
Just ask anyone who remembers the antichrist. Back then I was practically considered a blogger on this site, until I crossed the line, over and over again. Well no more line crossing for me, I've learned the error of my ways, and will stay well within the clearly defined bounds. Now go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit on a cracker.
By DogOnCrack
"You'll volunteer to leave this site before I do Cracker"
Thats funny!
"I'm more loyal to the elf than you are"
Thats funnier!
"I've learned the error of my ways"
Thats the funniest thing of all.
By YankMyCheney
Thanks Cracker, I aim to please. Funny is funny, whether on the left or the right.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
"Just ask anyone who remembers the antichrist."
(Remember me?! I was antichrist! Please pay attention to me!! Please!!! You should pay attention to me! I'm witty and ever so controversial!)
"I was practically considered a blogger on this site.."
I bet "practically" is a word applicable to every aspect of your life.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
I "practically" have a job.
I "practically" have a girlfriend.
I "practically" moved out of my parents' house.
It's "practically" six inches...
By YankMyCheney
Hey Cracker, you can learn from the bigdummy. He almost made me chuckle.
Why is it that gut's gimps almost always refute my arguments by describing me as a teenager. Not that it matters, but I have a job, a wife, kids, and I own my own house. No mortgage because I've paid it off, yah!!. Can you imagine not having to pay monthly for a place to live, it is great.
By DogOnCrack
LMAO
Do you really think anyone is going to believe that?
And yes, my 10000 square foot home is paid for.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
But did I "practically" make you chuckle?
Actually, no mortgage is rather nice.
By DogOnCrack
"Why is it that gut's gimps almost always refute my arguments by describing me as a teenager."
Because you act like one.
DUH!
By YankMyCheney
It doesn't really matter CrackOnDog. I don't care what you gimps believe. As I said, I'm here to have a little fun, and spread a little wisdom. Take it or leave it. I guess you and the bigdummy tend to take it.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
The bigger stretch is believing he found someone to marry him.
"Why is it that gut's gimps almost always refute my arguments by describing me as a teenager?"
1.) You don't make arguements.
2.) Walks like a duck...
By DogOnCrack
Lamont : He/she/it is obviously a kid.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
Spread that wisdom!
Then get to bed scooter. It's a school day tomorrow and that short bus comes early.
You can take your "house" for show and tell.
By DogOnCrack
What an enlightening day.
By YankMyCheney
My arguements:
1. Gut, the elf, has sold out his country, for continually endorsing the buying of chinese made goods. But he can be funny somtimes.
2. Jim Traitor is never funny.
3. Gut's gimps need to be educated.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
"Chinese made goods?" That's your beef? Seriously?! Look, when you get to highschool, you'll learn basic economies. We'll talk about it more then.
By DogOnCrack
Lamont : If he/she/it makes it to high school.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
Yanky my wanky. In 10th grade you'll learn:
Joe makes soccer balls for company X. Joe makes $16 bucks an hr. Company X has a shitty profit margin. Production costs mean the balls cost $120 ea. Company X decides to manufacture balls in China and import as a distributor. They ramp up and also import baseballs, basketballs & footballs...
By Lamontyoubigdummy
...Joe looses manufacturing job. Joe reassigned to drive distribution trucks (unless some union screws him) to sporting goods stores and FUCKING WALMART. Balls now cost $40 dollars. Company X is very profitable. Joe now makes $30 bucks an hr + overtime/ with health benefits...and can actually afford to buy his daughter a goddamn soccer ball.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
But then, I rudely interupted your well thought-out, blistering "arguements." I'm sorry.
You were in the middle of "educating" me? Please. Do continue...
...jackass.
By DogOnCrack
My arguements:
1. Greg never sold out his country.
2. Jim is funny.
3. We're not gimps and we're certainly not the one's here in need of an education.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
What's up Yanky? You need a standing 8 count?
By Lamontyoubigdummy
Juice box and a nap?
By YankMyCheney
My arguments are simple, yet compelling. You could even call them facts.
Bigdummy says that buying chinese helps the american worker. Nice try. Why not just say america sucks, to be make it clear.
And DogWithABigFatCrack, you're fighting a fire by flicking a wet straw at it. Very ineffective. You are such a simple one.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
I prove my point with basic economics a 14 yr old gets and your response is..nice try? That's all you got?!
Your a special kind of stupid Yanky. Like, "weapons grade" stupid. The kind of stupid that usually ends with you causing your own (possibly humorous depending on circumstance) death and results in a fucking Darwin Award.
By YankMyCheney
Oh please, you proved nothing, except that you are stupid, which explains your name. Your connect-the-dots description of how buying chinese helps the american worker is moronic. Why don't you go back to sucking on your lead filled Polly-Pocket doll.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
"Explains my name?" What are you, six years old? How is my posit stupid? Where is it moronic? Second time I've asked. AGAIN..all you got? Can't go there can you? Want me to have a retard explain it to you? Cuz..the retard is gonna get it. Thought we might have moved on to college Economics 101 by now.
...and you wonder why we think your a teenager. .
By Lamontyoubigdummy
And no... you can't respond with "I know you are, but what am I?"
By YankMyCheney
I could not give a shit about your reasoning. It is full of assumptions and is oversimplified. I know your desire to save a few bucks distorts your thinking.
Simple fact: buying american is good for america
Perhaps you could explain why I am wrong in another 800 words. Or maybe you should just shut your ass you bigdummy.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
The "lead" thing is a straw man. The MSM sucks at everything but commercial investigative reporting. The sharks smell blood. That shit will NEVER happen again. The civil suits generated by the "lead" thing alone will guarantee new hard-ass import quality standards across the board. Not because these companies are magically benevolent, but because of plain dollars & cents.
By PowWow
"I could not give a shit about your reasoning."
Lamont: How can you argue with that? It's an unwinnable situation, against an intellectual giant. This must be Algore
By Lamontyoubigdummy
"Shut my ass?" Huh? You wanna touch my ass? WTF? You were obsessed with "cock sucking" earlier, and now you want to do something to my ass? No thank you sir. I think you're looking for Craig's List.
"Simple fact: buying american is good for america." Explain. Take as many words as you need (just spell the big ones phonetically).
By YankMyCheney
Shut the fuck up, you bigdummy (I sure like your name). Shit is dribbling out of your mouth, and frankly, it is gross. Did you forget that the right does not believe in law suits? I have no doubt that the shit coming out of china will be poisoned for years to come, and of course has always been poisoned. Whether it's food or vcr's, suck up the shit and enjoy, cocksucker.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
Pow Wow: Possibly...he is an "Inconvenient Turd."
..that apparently won't flush.
By YankMyCheney
AM I SPEAKING FRENCH???
BUYING AMERICAN IS GOOD FOR AMERICA.
It's a plain and simple fact, just read the sentence. Care to arrange your argument into a simple sentence that makes sense. You can't. Because your lying and you know it. Part of the standard refaglican strategy. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Deny.
By the way, my "cock-talk" is to make you fags feel at home.
By PowWow
Lamont: YMC the Mr. Hankey of TDG. And summer vacation is over
By YankMyCheney
You don't mind the "cock-talk", do you? It doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, does it? Do you ever talk cock?
By PowWow
"By the way, my "cock-talk" is to make you fags feel at home."
Wow pretty nasty talk from a leftist. They're supposed to the gay friendly side aren't they? Aren't we supposed to be the bad ones?
By Lamontyoubigdummy
"Shut the fuck up!!"
You're having a tantrum & throwin' shit around in your parents' basement, aren't you? Awesome! I've seen monkeys do that at the zoo. We believe in law suits. I went to (wait for it) law school! Got a decoder ring and everything.
By YankMyCheney
PowWow, you are right, you are the bad ones.
People on the right tend to be religious freaks, or fags in the closet. I'm just trying to speak your language.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
"I have no doubt that the shit coming out of china will be poisoned for years to come.."
Wait! You're buying "shit" from China? Well there's the problem. God's balls man! Of course shit is poisoned. Why are you buying shit?!
And, yes...you sound a little French.
By PowWow
"People on the right tend to be religious freaks, or fags in the closet. I'm just trying to speak your language."
You mean you might actually be a closet conservative? you're the only one throwing gay slurs around here. And you seem obsessed with male body parts. BTW I'm right wing but neither of your generalizations. Leftists are ussually pacifists and tolerant. You appear on the verge. h...
By Lamontyoubigdummy
I didn't mean to impugn your integrity Yanky... I'm sure you buy shit "locally."
By Lamontyoubigdummy
I guess if WalMart carried shit, you'd be on board?
By YankMyCheney
I guess being a lawyer explains why you use convoluted logic to lie. I also noticed that subtle addition of the exclaimation marks to my quote. Quite lawyerly of you.
Why continue to endorse chinese made goods, when you know you are wrong? Just because I call you a fag doesn't mean that you have to disagree with me and make yourself look stupid.
By PowWow
Only American shit.
Guess mother or father took away the keyboard
By YankMyCheney
Let's sum up, and then you guys can shut up.
1. I think it is better for america when americans buy american made goods when possible.
2. Gut and his gimps think americans buying from china whenever it is cheaper or more convenient is good for america.
If we can agree on these two points, then clearly I win. Go ask your dad fuckers.
By YankMyCheney
When exactly did the right wing switch from being patriotic to being cynical.
Was it 911 that fucked you up? Was it bush's lies about the war against iraqis. Perhaps it was seeing Britney's twat. But the right is now one big bunch of fucking cynical lying freaks, mixed in with a bunch of religious nuts who think their ancestors were dinosaur hunters.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
"Go ask your dad fuckers."
NONE OF US LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH OUR "DADS" loser.
I'm offended! I'm not a lawyer. (didn't take the bar/ don't practice/ don't plan to do either). I just went to law school.
What American made goods do you buy?
Again...we'll all hold our breath here while you try to Google something up that passes the smell test.
By PowWow
WalMart about a mile away, puts more Americans to work than the Vietnamese mom and pop store thats up the street from me.
Also Clinton and Gore had something to say about WMD's in Iraq too. And if 9-11 didn't affect you in some way, at least the day it happened you're less of a human thatn even I thought. Also, if you're not an American, why do you care?
By Lamontyoubigdummy
You verbally getting pimp slapped over two consecutive threads = We're "cynical?" Ooookaay slick.
Wait..what was it you said? "Nice try."
You come back any time chuckles. You are definitely the gift that keeps on giving.
By PowWow
And please make it something worth reading this time. Only 3 comments left in this thread. I'm getting bored.
By Lamontyoubigdummy
Though I reserve the right to move you to "cockroach" status at any time...
By YankMyCheney
You guys still aren't defending your "buy-chinese" obsession.
I say ask your dad, because I know he would agree with me, and kick your teeth in.
I buy locally, not being american. My food is mostly locally grown. Ever heard of a farmer. Ever tried bacon fresh off a farm. They have farmer's markets and also sell to locally owned stores. Food is huge, but there is more. Think about it jerk.