OOOO Julia Alison back



Julia...... if hotness were a small nuke...we'd all be blown away

Red Eye:



it's like Bonanza,

but we keep a different kind of stable.

The only problem here is that he paid for it. He could have gotten away with a fling with and intern or a lobbyist, but no, he shelled out the cash. Being in a position of POWER he should never have paid for his fun.



The only ones who should ever pay are military men who are serving overseas. Not telling if I am speaking by experience, doesn't matter, not running for any office.

Obviously Elliot did not take any plays out of Rudy's playbook...



Jeanine Pirro, if justice were a girly magazine I would gaze upon her until I was blind.



Greg Wilson his is as funyn as I am deligthful smelling.



Julia Allison, she is so cute that kitten from that 1970's motivational poster plunged to its death.

Julia Alison.....if beauty were a gym...I'd pump Iron in her all night long

If Bill Maher had been caught up in a prostitution ring, hell he would bring the hookers on his TV show and have them as guests.....maybe even giving demonstrations of their handiwork...(at least as much as they can get away with on HBO)

So if you're ugly you can become Governor and get away with prostitution? Awesome! Every ugly guy's dream now is to become Governor. haha...



Julia Allison.... if cuteness was peanut butter & jelly, I'd spread her in my kitchen and eat her.

Welcome to Red Eye.... the #1 show among people who like Red Eye.

She knows hilarity like I know when teens turn 18.

Andy's cat toy of the night is the Curious Critters Play Area. Featuring collapsable tunnels, a standalone fence they can climb on, and paper bags with mechanical mice that move inside. Easy

to setup in any large room in your house or even your backyard, this is the play area that every cat dreams of having and your cat will be the envy of every other cat in town.

I thought Bill Maher Syndrome was also where you just said all kinds of bullshit then said oh it's okay, I'm a comedian, not a commentator.

Jeanine Pirro, she knows the law like I know the cures for STD's

Dr. Michael Baden, he's as smart as I am covered with the stench of last weekend

(split above so I'm reposting it)

Andy's cat toy of the night is the Curious Critters Play Area. Featuring collapsable tunnels, a standalone fence they can climb on, and paper bags with mechanical mice that move inside. Easy to setup in any large room in your house or even your backyard, this is the play area that every cat dreams of having and your cat will be the envy of every other cat in to...

Didn't Bill Maher Syndrome end with Jack Lemon killign himself? Or is that The China Syndrome?

Welcome to Red Eye.....It's like Star Trek ...with less trek and more abuse

Maher, Spitzer, Piven. That's a lotta crap for one post. Now I need to shower again.

Our next guest once hijacked a busload of orphans and took them on a drug fueled rampage through downtown Tijuana and shot 4 police officers in the process, only because she likes to see little kids cry. No not Julia Allison. I was talking about Melissa Rivers.

Stay tuned for the halftime report with Andy Levy.

Andy will do the report wearing nothing but his own body hair which is soo thick that he doesn't even need clothing.

Welcome to Red Eye!

It's like Hannity and Colmes but we keep our corpses off camera.

"Didn't Bill Maher Syndrome end with Jack Lemon killign himself? Or is that The China Syndrome?"

I thought that was Tuesdays With Morrie.

Jeanine Pirro, she's so smart Encyclopedia Brittanica looks things up in her

The Greg Wilson, if humor were a sling, I'd wrap him around my neck and slip my arm inside him until I felt better

Jeanine Pirro, she knows the law like I know pyramids of beer cans.

"Maher, Spitzer, Piven. That's a lotta crap for one post. Now I need to shower again"

pay no attention to the helicopter, PowWow - I'm just checking on traffic...

Dr. Michael Baden...he knows cadavers like I know age of consent laws.

Dr. Strangelove, that may be the best ever with a couple of changes: Julia Alison.....if beauty were weights...I'd pump her all night long

That was quite possibly the most spot-on Gregalogue yet. As much as I'd like to Jaytanize it, there's nothing wrong about it.

A truly spot on Gregalogue. The same thing is happening to me. I'm always hitting the books and now I'm paying $5000 for a fish eye, 2 hot carls, and a glass-bottom boat. It's sad really.



RedEye, the most popular show at 3A.M. among 18-34 year old Tops.

Thanks Rahuva.....



Bill Maher....if being a pretentious ass were a mating prerequisite.....he'd be married to Keith Olbermann

DS, u need to think in TV talk



Bill Maher..if pretentiousness was a prerequisite to be butt buddy...Keith Olbermann would be his putty.



R

A flaw in the Gregalogue: Governor Bill Clinton... Genifer Flowers - Paula Jones. Applebees... lounge at Steak and Ale.



He had to pay for it because even waitresses don't serve up the freak-baby-got-back-ribs without seeing a stack of greenbacks.



Now if you will excuse me, table 3's fajitas are sizzling in the pickup window.

Wait, Olbermann isn't actually banging Bill Maher? I guess the story I read remains fan fiction.

He spells his name with one "L". Who could trust that?

I think Darkurthe should write the Bill Maher Syndrome Wiki page.*

*Don't forget dude - BMS also includes deep seeded anger associated with a tiny penis (which Jack Lemon may or may not have laughed at).

"Governor Bill Clinton... Genifer Flowers - Paula Jones. Applebees... lounge at Steak and Ale."

Shannan, in Billy Jeff's defense, they ain't got $5,000/hr "7-Diamond" whores in Arkansas.

I take that back. They do in Little Rock...they're all lawyers at the Rose Law Firm.

Shannan

Marry me... oh wait......you're already married...crap

I have to ask... Who do *YOU* want having sex with 4 diamond hookers at 3 AM in the morning?



Anyone for some Kahlua, Cream and Seltzer water (aka the Eliot Spritzer).



C'mon, this is comedy folks.

Is that what you call it? I always wondered

Lamont: How I missed you. In a completely straight and comedic way. Bill Maher gets into size contests, but only people have to show enough to win, which ain\'t much.

Dr. Baden's on, I assume, to do an autopsy on Elliott Spitzer's political career.

But to be fair, at least I expect Kristen to surface in the media and make some big bucks for being his $5,500 enchantress. Lord knows, no amount of cash will get any of the girls at the Playboy mansion to admit they schlupped Bill Maher.

Sweet of you to say Dark (in an, "I'm hugging you but also hitting your back with a closed fist and therefore, technically, punching you...which makes it ok).

"I expect Kristen to surface in the media and make some big bucks for being his $5,500 enchantress."

Ask and you shall recieve Dust...

iowahawk.typepad.com/

Dark: Meant to offer condolences on good 'ol Gary Gygax. If I remember how you got your handle correctly, I figure you might have been a big fan. Ace over at AOSHQ has been in deep mourning.

geee Shot down in flames once again..........

Point (and a good and funny point it was) taken Lamont.

Although I think your 7 diamond rating is a little generous. But even coal squeezed hard enough produces a diamond.

Lamont: Good (and correct) call back. I am only rolling black dice for a couple of months.

Arkansas hookers have a two tattoo minimum and a five tooth maximum.

"Arkansas hookers have a two tattoo minimum and a five tooth maximum."

That's fucking patently false and I'm offended. There is no "tooth maximum," sir. In fact, stripper ads in the Arkansas Democrat (it's the news paper people), read, "If you have a hole & can work a pole, no questions asked."**

**My whole family lives in Arkansas (while I reside safely in TX), so I know of what I spea...

Shannan: The New York Gov spelling his name, "Elliot" (the afore being the proper Christian & ET spelling) with one "L" is Satan's doing...Then there's "Jennifer" spelled Genifer. Now that's Bill's ass from Arkansas, so it's possible she was named for the pole & the only (respectable) hope of a high 5 figure job to save the family...but I see a match made in heaven.

you play with my emotions......

Lamont: stop playing with Doc's emotions



PS Great to see you! why don't you join us in The Pit?

JD: What the hell's "The Pit?"

Is there a urine test? And...can I throw elbows?

Is it the "clientaddonchat" thingy? Cuz I had that, and have been in there (smelled like pee & failure...but that was pro'lly just me). Anywho, deleted cookies/history/etc, in an attempted porn purge. I need an adress!

Lamontyoubigdummy: you've been trapped in someone else's basement for way to long!!

This one's more fun: activitypit.ning.com

"Is there a urine test?"

well, I wouldn't exactly call it a 'test'...

"And...can I throw elbows?"

we're counting on it!

Jesus Christ on a popcicle stick JD...didn't think I was gone that long! My profile is "pending approval." If they do a background check I'm fucked.

lamont the chat is moved to the Pit

there are about 12 of us in ther now

In the chat? On a thread? New thing's a wee bit confusing DSL (I'm stupid like that).

Lamont on the activity pit front page in the middle click on the link to register a handle for gutreaction chat

Yeah, did that & waiting on some Verification User Registration email to "confirm." In the mean time I got lost, created an account, and have "friends" I've never heard of emailing me. Is this like "My Space?" Cuz I pick up chicks the old fasioned way...drunk in a fuckin bar.

Thanks for the great shows Greg!

Homework and Red Eye never tasted so good. ;p Cheers!

Liberals is as liberals does,Guvna.

When a good time turns around

You must whip it

You will never live it down

Unless you whip it

No one gets their way

Until they whip it



I say, whip it

Whip it good

I say, whip it

Whip it good



[Instrumental Interlude]



'Nuff said!

Marilyn,

Please tell me you had the yellow jump suit and red plastic hat on when you did that. Please.

Hey Pow,



The yellow jump suit made it out here, but the hat got held up at customs. I only saw your comment tonight; no web last night (the third world at its best).



When I saw that Spitzer guy, all I could do was hum that darn song. From what they are saying on the news now, she probably whipped up her career, too. Devo would be proud!

Federal agents wire-tapped Spitzer's conversations with the young hooker. "He said, "$5000 an hour!! CHEESES! Isn`t that pretty expensive?"



Then the hooker says, "Governor Spitzer, have you looked in the mirror lately?"