I wanna blow her horn.

Must be one horny girl.

Could you imagine being married to this women? "Yeah sure honey, that sounds great, now go get me another Kluge and some more of that tasty cheese."



If had twenty years to practice an instrument, I too would be swiss. And you take that to the bank (swiss of course).

Talk about a lady who can toot her own horn. Punks don;t talk about being punk, they are and then ruin hotel rooms and get bad teeth.

"Daily practice allowed her to go beyond the 12-note range of most players and use the alphorn in a blues-funk-jazz style that is at odds with the more purist form. The result landed her a record deal and a chance to work with David Bowie producer David Richards."

Pretty impressive...can`t wait for the next Ricola commercial...

Riiiii-coooo-laaaaaaa

'use the alphorn in a blues-funk-jazz style'

... Why?

She could have been in James Brown's horn section, but he is dead. Living in America....BWOOOOOOOoo!!

"Heavy metal, heavy metal, heavy metal. There! Have I said it enough?"

-Vim Fuego, Bad News

At all costs, she must never be allowed to mate with a didgeridoo player, for their damned spawn would call forth the apocalypse..



She can definitely be allowed to mate with me though, I haven't played recorder since teh 3rd grade..

"... I take it to the limits but there are many more limits waiting for me."

Ahhhh, gonzo starlets. Gotta love the ambition there.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is, MORE ALPHORN!

I think she should appear on Red-Eye with Greg. Julie Banderas should sit next to her. The reactions would be priceless.

Maybe she can do the same for Swiss traditional music that Shane MacGowan did for Irish traditional music. She'll have to work on the teeth, though.



I'm trying to think of a Swiss/German name for the future knock-off band that has the same feel as Flogging Molly, but... I... just... can't... get... there.



Great line about the didgeridoo!

Not quite what her dad had in mind when he said "How bout we head out to the field for a blow and a yodel.



He is still mad that. 20 years of practice wasted on a wooden horn when he had a perfectly serviceable flesh horn for her to develop her 12 note range on.

"The result landed her a record deal and a chance to work with David Bowie producer David Richards."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Evidently her "oral skills" are better than David Bowie.Better no tell Mick Jagger, or those 237 other guys for that matter.

This was never part of my evil plan!!?!!

She can sling my horn over her shoulder anytime.

Are your alphorny baaaaby? Yeah!

DR. EVIL: Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living?

SCOTT EVIL: (under his breath) Blow me.

Typical. I pursed my lips, and she blew out my eardrum.

Does she suck and blow?





Or blow and suck?

'No that's not a Alphorn in my pocket Eliana, I'm just happy to see you'

Ho comments on how much grass that horn could hold if she used it as a pipe? I bet there would be enough there for the whole Red Eye show cast and crew, even if Sherrod was there that nite.

Doh! "Ho comments" was supposed to be "No comments".

2009 looks to be no better for typos than 2008 was.

"And you can put your weed in here..."