Vic, pizza delivery man..now THAT'S racist!!!! wait, my chinese food delivery man is...Chinese!!!

Greg, Yank! Magazine had a piece on moisture, but I don't think it had anything to do with water vapor and CO2.

Thank God for Darla!



My wife thinks I'm crappy at sex.

I just read an article in moustache weekly that said the modern moustache eliminates co2. Stossel will save us all. If only Bill could grow a real one.

Maybe the UN needs to run its reports through the software that secondary school students use to make sure it is not plagiarized... or better yet offer bad students summer jobs.

www.kontraband.com/videos/21272/Goodbye-Unicorns/#show



YOU MUST PLAY THIS ON THE SHOW

If global warming makes frigid women less frigid, then I'm all for it.

I never eat polar bear for breakfast, I always eat it for lunch right before eating an Eskimo Pie.

Tonight my daughter informed me that Santa is going to drown when the North Pole melts.

K-Looo

Tell your daughter not to worry.

Santa wont drown,

he died years ago of a heart attack.

This is why the government needs to control what we eat,

how we work out, and our health care.

You ARE ALL IGNORANT to make fun of Lech Walesa during a time like this. Making a joke of him on television, with your broadcast rights. One of his many awards was "Cavaliere di Gran Corce decorato di Gran Cordone, Italy 1991". Not watching the show ever again. My last post.

spaceracer23,



Thank you. My daughter is now going through the seven stages of grief. I've helped her leapfrog 'shock and denial' by letting her gorge herself on a box of Twinkies.